Watch the full episode online. Joke by Demetri Martin. Rock can break through paper at any point, just say the word. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they’re destroyed, I can’t cut stuff – I lose. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but thers’s no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. Demetri Martin: Rock, Paper, Scissors I like rock, paper, scissors -- two-thirds. Why isin’t notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, theyre destroyed, I cant cut stuff -- I lose.
Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together -- you got me.
Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, they're destroyed, I can't cut stuff - I lose. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together - you got me. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together – you got me. Rock breaks scissors: these scissors are bent, theyre destroyed, I cant cut stuff -- I lose. Paper sucks. Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh shoot, I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you!”I hate when I go in for a traditional handshake and the other person comes in with the fist thing. Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Goal is to have funny joke every day.I like rock, paper, scissors -- two-thirds. I like rock, paper, scissors - two-thirds. I like two thirds of rock paper scissors. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Demetri Martin explains why rock-paper-scissors is illogical, people in glass houses really should thrown stones and turtles are … OFFICIAL WEBSITE. Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Why can’t paper do this to scissors?
So I don’t do it, I just go Paper covers Rock!© 2016 - 2020 World Rock Paper Scissors Association I’ll tell you why: because paper can’t beat anybody; a rock would tear it up in 2 seconds. Scissor cuts paper: this is strips, this is not even paper, this can take me forever to put this back together -- you got me.
Paper covers rock: rock is fine, no structural damage to rock. It should be rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors. Then I need to scramble, oh were doing the fists, ok, I guess since yours is newer were doing your thing.
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